Bad Broadway Music

The Attention Deficit Compan
presents

Your PLAYBILL For
An Evening of Bad Broadway Music
A Very, Very Long Evening of Forgetable Show Tunes
Act I
From The Play:

The Most Happy Fella
Porgy and Bess
Cats
Kiss of the Spider Woman
Footlight Parade
Rosemarie

Rio Rita


Going Up


A Connecticut Yankee



Forty-Second Street



Inside USA








Our Selection:

The Most Happy Fella
Bess, You Is My Woman Now
Every song except Memory
Everything after the orchestra tunes up
By A Waterfall ... "I'm calling you-oo-oo-oo"
Indian Love Call
..."When I'm calling you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo"
The Kinkajou
"When you do the Kinkajou,
You dance before you think you do ..."
The Tickle-Toe
"Everybody ought to know,
How to do the Tickle-Toe ..."
Thou Swell
"Thou swell! Thou witty! Thou sweet! ...
Hear me holler,
I chose a sweet Lollapaloosa in thee"
Shuffle Off To Buffalo
"I'll go home and get my panties,
You go home and get your scanties,
And away we'll go"
Rhode Island Is Famous For You
"Pencils come from Pencilvania,
Vests from Vest Virginia,
And tents from Tentasee..."





THERE WILL BE A 3-HOUR INTERMISSION
During which our children's choir sings "It's A Small World",ad nauseum. (They like it!) Gratuities welcome.
All Exits Will Be Locked

Click HERE for Act II