ROBIN HOOD & HIS BAND OF MANIC-DEPRESSIVE MEN
A long time ago in a forest far, far away -- Robin Hood and his not-so-merry men were lounging on their beds of pine needles. "OK men, let's go rescue Maid Marion and her ladies-in-waiting from the evil Sheriff of Nottingham!", exclaimed Robin Hood enthusiastically.
"Nah", groaned Little John in a small voice, "I don't feel like getting up."
"I can hardly lift my frying pan.", complained Friar Tuck.
"I don't get it, John, just yesterday you were swinging through the trees to rescue squirrels -- and Tuck was eating them raw."
"Maybe we've got indigestion today. Maybe we're just tired. Who cares, anyway?"
"Yeah, I guess you're right", conceded Robin, "Who cares? Ho-Hum."
After a while, Robin broke the silence. "Does anybody remember why we live in a forest?"
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