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    Prelude (Instrumental): Walk Right In (The Ventures)
    Processional Hymn: The Stroll (The Diamonds)
    Lord, Have Mercy: I'm Sorry (Brenda Lee)
    Gloria: Gloria [G-L-O-R-I-A] (Them)
    Alleluia: Call Me Al (Paul Simon)
    or The Bird's The Word (The Rivingtons)
    Gospel Acclamation: The Book of Love (The Monotones)
    Responsorial Psalm: "There, I've Said it Again" (Bobby Vinton)
    Offertory Hymn: [Just Give Me] Money (The Beatles)
    Sanctus: Holly Holy (Neil Diamond)
    Memorial Acclamation: "De-o, De-o --
    Daylight Come and Me Wanna Go Home" (Harry Belafonte)
    Agnus Dei: Give Peace a Chance (John Lennon)
    Great Amen: Macho Men (Village People, with editorial license)
    Communion: Red, Red Wine (UB40)
    And, if needed: I Will [Swallow] Him
    (Apologies to Little Peggy March)
    Meditation: The Leader of the Pack (The Shangri-Las)
    Recessional Hymn: We Gotta Get Outa This Place
    (Grand Funk Railroad)
    Postlude (Instrumental): Joy to The World (Three Dog Night)
    or (during Lent) It's Over (Roy Orbison)